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Light the wick, exhale, and let this small soy candle hold a moment of realness. Poured from a 100% natural soy wax blend with a cotton wick, it fills a room with clear, bright fragrance — or stays quietly luminous if you pick Unscented. The reusable glass jar and glossy label bring a simple, modern look that fits on a shelf, bathroom ledge, or nightstand. Choose from twelve thoughtfully layered scents (from crisp Apple Harvest to smoky Christmas Warmth, coastal Atlantis Whisper, or soothing White Sage + Lavender). Each 9 oz candle burns clean for 50–60 hours and is assembled in the USA from responsibly sourced materials. The label’s cheeky line — “Look at you making a human & shit” — adds a wink of encouragement, turning everyday routines into small celebrations of getting through the day.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel and glossy permanent adhesive label
- 50–60 hours burn time (9 oz / 2.8" × 3.5")
- Available in 12 curated scents plus Unscented
- Assembled in the USA; ASTM safety compliant
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
“Look At You Making A Human & Shit”
$22.99
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel and glossy permanent adhesive label
- 50–60 hours burn time (9 oz / 2.8" × 3.5")
- Available in 12 curated scents plus Unscented
- Assembled in the USA; ASTM safety compliant
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.