“Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”

“Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”

Clean Cotton / 9oz
$22.99
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“Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
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  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
  • “Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”
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“Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”

“Smells Like a Homeowner in This B*tch”

$22.99
Size9oz
Light this 9oz soy candle when you want your home to feel lived-in, warm, and a little bit cheeky. Clean-burning soy wax and a cotton wick give 50–60 hours of steady glow while one of twelve carefully blended scents fills the room — from bright Apple Harvest to cozy Christmas Warmth, oceanic Atlantis Whisper, or calming White Sage + Lavender. The glass jar wipes clean and becomes a reusable vessel for pens, makeup brushes, or a small plant. Labels are glossy and permanent; every candle is assembled in the USA from responsibly sourced materials. It’s the kind of candle that makes guests smile and the everyday feel a touch celebratory.

Product features
- Eco-friendly, non-toxic vegan formulation (no parabens, plastics, lead or synthetic dyes)
- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick — burns 50–60 hours
- Reusable glass vessel — cleans and repurposes after use
- Choose from 12 aromatic scents (Apple Harvest, Atlantis Whisper, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt + Orchid, Unscented, White Sage + Lavender, etc.)
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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