“Smells Like ChatGPT Is My Therapist Now”
Clean Cotton / 9oz
$22.99
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Light the jar and let a calm, focused hush settle in. This 9oz soy candle fills a small room with a clean, thoughtfully blended aroma — choose from orchard-fresh Apple Harvest, cozy Christmas Warmth, oceanic Atlantis Whisper, or any of twelve handcrafted scent stories (including unscented for a simple glow). The slow, even burn creates soft light for late-night writing, deep thinking, or decompressing after a long day. When the wax is gone, the glossy glass vessel wipes clean and becomes a little jar for pencils, plants, or a bedside catchall — a small, sustainable ritual that keeps giving.
Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic formula with no plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
- Reusable 9oz glass vessel — cleanable and repurposable
- 12 scent options including Apple Harvest, Atlantis Whisper, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, and Unscented
- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick; ASTM safety compliant; 50–60 hour burn time
- Hand-assembled in the USA; jar size 2.8" × 3.5" with glossy permanent adhesive label
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
“Smells Like ChatGPT Is My Therapist Now”
$22.99
Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic formula with no plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
- Reusable 9oz glass vessel — cleanable and repurposable
- 12 scent options including Apple Harvest, Atlantis Whisper, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, and Unscented
- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick; ASTM safety compliant; 50–60 hour burn time
- Hand-assembled in the USA; jar size 2.8" × 3.5" with glossy permanent adhesive label
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.