“Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”

“Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”

Clean Cotton / 9oz
$22.99
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“Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
  • “Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”
“Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”

“Smells Like You’re Old As F*ck”

$22.99
Size9oz
A clean-burning 9oz soy candle that brings personality and atmosphere to small spaces. Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick, this candle offers 50–60 hours of steady burn and comes in a reusable glass jar with a glossy permanent label. Choose from a curated set of 12 scents — from crisp Apple Harvest and warm Cinnamon Vanilla to oceanic Atlantis Whisper and calming White Sage + Lavender — or go unscented for simple, scent-free illumination. The minimalist jar fits on a nightstand, shelf, or bathroom counter and the vessel can be cleaned and repurposed after burning. Assembled in the USA and compliant with ASTM safety standards, it’s a sustainable, non-toxic option for those who care about clean ingredients and lasting fragrance.

Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick
- Reusable 9oz glass vessel (2.8″ × 3.5") — clean and repurpose after use
- Long burn time: approximately 50–60 hours
- Twelve scent options including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Atlantis Whisper, White Sage + Lavender, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented
- Eco-friendly, vegan, non-toxic formula; ASTM safety compliant; assembled in the USA

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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