"Thanks for Covering My Ass at Work Constantly"
Clean Cotton / 9oz
$22.99
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Hand-poured 9 oz soy candle with a cheeky, bold label that speaks straight from the heart. Made from a 100% natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick, this candle burns clean for 50–60 hours while filling a room with one of twelve thoughtfully blended fragrances — from warm Apple Harvest and Cinnamon Vanilla to fresh Sea Salt + Orchid and calming White Sage + Lavender. Housed in a reusable glass jar with a glossy, permanent label, it arrives ready to display or repurpose once the wax is gone. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and compliant with ASTM safety standards, this candle offers both personality and quality for everyday moments and meaningful gestures.
Product features
- Eco-friendly, non-toxic soy wax and 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning
- Choice of 12 signature scents (including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid)
- Burn time: 50–60 hours; size: 2.8" × 3.5" (9 oz)
- Assembled in the USA; ASTM safety compliant; glossy permanent label
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
"Thanks for Covering My Ass at Work Constantly"
$22.99
Product features
- Eco-friendly, non-toxic soy wax and 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning
- Choice of 12 signature scents (including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid)
- Burn time: 50–60 hours; size: 2.8" × 3.5" (9 oz)
- Assembled in the USA; ASTM safety compliant; glossy permanent label
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.